As usual, The Onion rules....

White House Used Third Party Email

According to a report by the oversight committee, at least 88 White House staffers used outside e-mail accounts for official business, thus circumnavigating archival requirements. What do you think?

Tom Zangara,
Delivery Driver
"Wait, I'm confused.
What exactly is the difference
between circumnavigating federal law
and shitting all over it?"