Here's a gem from Dan Savage...

...who has written a delighfully sassy sex advice column in my favorite newspaper, The Onion, for years. Savage is proudly and loudly gay, and once dedicated a lot of energy to circulating a new meaning for Santorum, the surname of the huge homophobe senator from Pennsylvania. Looks like Dick Cheney's birdshot-related mishap has inspired Savage to focus on a new phrase-of-the-moment:

Confidential to everybody:
"Pearl necklace" is out.
"Cheney" is in.
Pass it on.