...over the years, I have gotten gobs of spam via Wavelength Clothing's various email addresses and submission forms. Usually these messages are unremarkable pitches for bootleg software or penny stocks. But occasionally the subject lines, and even the senders' names, get creative to the point of making me laugh out loud. I never open the emails to view their contents - the name and subject alone are enough to get the comedy going.
Here are the best spam headers to grace the Wavelength inbox.
from: Benjamin Dominguez
subject: One chin is enough, get rid of the rest!
from: Elmer Gary
subject: in-line skate Buddhism
from: Morales Bobby
subject: feverish guesstimate
from: H. Stiles - News Service
subject: Must be fit, have nice face to get Chinese baby
from: painful
subject: sex all day long? you can do this!
from: Holley G. Leopold
subject: if you do not have any pressing career goals, fine.
from: rarrus@****.com
subject: because the documents were copied at a Kinko's in Texas
from: Martiza Garret
subject: The Superficial Emptiness
from: L. Raymond - News Service
subject: Man in hot pants struts in boots, cheers city
